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Northern Michigan University 

A waste of fucking money. If you aren’t from the Midwest good luck meeting anyone you’d get along with unless you do sports. It’s the friendliest campus on the country until it’s time for the people to put in the effort to actually go out and do stuff. It’s a miserable campus, the faculty is fighting for pay after 100+ days without it and the entire school is suffering for it. NMU is basically all the people who didn’t get into MSU and are still bitter about it, on top of the bitterness they get from the cold. Good luck finding a party that doesn’t get shut down within 3 hrs and where people actually dance, instead of just stand around and talk w drinks in hand like they’re at a bonfire. Take your money elsewhere. Not only is the school shit, but literally every single landlord can and will fuck you over in some way shape or form, which makes the hole town seem like a fucking scam. 99c wraps sell for $2.50 here, to put things in perspective. Don’t get me wrong, Marquette is probably one of the prettiest areas in the country, and the nature aspect of it trumps all that is negative about the school. The locals are always kind, and willing to help with basically anything, so there’s always a smile to turn to. The UP is very roadtripable as well, and the students do it often as basically everyone goes home on the weekends. There are some sights to see here, just don’t stay for long.
“Yeah I go to Northern Michigan University for med plant chem”

“Oh so your getting an analytical chemistry degree with a background in basic biology for 3x the price of a technical college?”

Northern Michigan University 

Sometimes throws sweet parties, lots of themed one's. NO CUTE BOYS.

Northern Belle 

Women who unfortunately live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a Southern Belle...don't let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1. Fast eaters
2. Hate shopping
3. Wear sweatpants (but make them look gooood)
4. Don't have to "put on" their face (because they already have a nice face)
5. Bad drivers
Look mommy, is that a real life Northern Belle???
Northern Belle by Fabio1000 November 27, 2010

northern lights 

northern lights by bo-sama January 9, 2004

University of Northern British Columbia 

A university located in Prince George, British Columbia. Known as UNBC and the University of No Better Choice.
I want to go to the University of Northern British Columbia because I can't afford to live in Vancouver while going to school.

northern monkey 

guy from Whitby who works in London so thinks he isnt a northern monkey
northern monkey by Anonymous April 2, 2003