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Girlfriend-zoning 

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)

Herán zoning

When you're being friendzoned by a girl and she keeps saying that her brother wont do something with you.
Laura keeps herán zoning me.
Herán zoning by anonymous February 24, 2026
To be in a state in which you are so high in marijuana that you are in a world by yourself.
I need to be zonin' right now man, I need to level my head.
zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005
To be one with the world around you. While in this state of being everything works out for you and enjoyable things spontaneously show up in your experience.

It feels like you are flowing with nature and on a path of goodness.
Marie was completely zening today! Good songs kept playing around her and everything just seemed to work out.
Zening by rmart March 6, 2011
to be so stoned you in your own zone
i was zonin so bad yesterday i was in my laughing zone
zonin by Anonymous March 25, 2003
zonin': originating from the word zone: also can be used as zoning. to be in a particular state. Sometimes when people use drugs they get stuck in a good or bad zone..A new state of mind. or in a personal focus from meditation, or concentration..
Last night on the MIC I was Zonin' yo, all my words were coming together.

Peanut bowled a perfect game last night he must have been zonin'.

I hit that icky sticky hydro and I was straight zonin'

the bhuddist monk was zonin'