Person 1: I love Pierrot👍.
Person 2: psssh, Pierrot👍 is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrot👍! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!
Charlie: So are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Jessica: I don't know, but where's the white on that one?
Charlie: I don't know, it must be a zigger.