Irish Wristwatch 

Two Words in the english dictionary that you can not say without soundling like a total and complete idiot (:

Dude 1- Hey say Irish Wristwatch
Dude 2- Okaii! "Irish wriswash"
Dude 1- HAHAHAHAHA!
Dude 2- *punches dude 1*

Irish Wristwatch by ylla1998 November 28, 2011

Irish Wristwatch 

The act of taking a Baked Potato in one's hand, and then inserting said hand with afformentioned potato into the rectum of another person up to the wrist, thus becoming an Irish Wristwatch.

Did you hear what Sally and Jenny did last night? Sally gave Jenny an Irish Wristwatch but forgot to take the potato out with her hand.

Irish Wristwatch by izzygizzy December 21, 2008

Irish wristwatch 

Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.

I gave Jo an irish wristwatch

Irish wristwatch by TMinc January 22, 2010

Irish Wristwatch 

Sexual act performed by inserting a potato into an orifice (generally a vagina) and twisting your wrist as though you were checking the time on a watch.

Potato used in place of a dildo.

This act typically follows or accompanies copious amounts of drinking, usually whiskey or beer but also mixed drinks - such as Irish carbombs.

I met this kinky chick at the bar and went back to her place, where I gave her an Irish wristwatch.

Irish Wristwatch by Light1980 October 2, 2009

Irish Wristwatch 

(noun.)

An alcoholic drink consisting of Jameson Irish Whiskey mixed with a splash of Bailey's Irish Cream. Also known as a Perverted Irishman.
Altered original recipe to contain 90% Jameson, and 10% Bailey's as opposed to 50%-50%, respectively.

Named after an English-language tongue twister.

Note: Both ingredients can be substituted for any brand of respective whiskey and cream of Irish origin, obviously.

"Bartender, Irish Wristwatch, please."
"A, what?"
"Perverted Irishman, turn up the Jameson."
"A little further explanation."
"Chilled Jameson, splash of Bailey's."

Irish Wristwatch by Velko August 19, 2013

silk wristwatch

the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.

"yo check this out"

"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"

punch friend

"fuck you dude"

silk wristwatch by Harry Lana March 31, 2012

rectum wristwatch 

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

rectum wristwatch by helluvanape June 12, 2020