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wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.
"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."
wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.
Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.
Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

wooder ice 

"you get your free ritas yesterday? Damn that wooder ice was good!"
wooder ice by j May 28, 2004

Pussy Wookie 

The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.

He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.

Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
Pussy Wookie by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015

pit woofie 

A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.
"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons
pit woofie by demon646 February 5, 2010