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Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead! 

An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.
Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!

Best Wishes 

1. The most embarrassing way to end a phone conversation. Ever. Pioneered by nerdfighter John Green.

2. An expression of hope for another's welfare.
"And then, when it came time for the phone call to end, they were like, 'All right, well, take care, talk to you soon,' and I said 'Best wishes!' Best wishes?!"
Best Wishes by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

wishes and prayers 

Wishes and prayers in short means “WAP” so when your mom doesn’t know what to put for a caption of grandma dying tell her to put “WAP” the funniest joke ever I swear lol.
Mom: what do I put for the caption?
You: put “WAP” because it means wishes and prayers🙏⛪️
wishes and prayers by S-s-senpai~ October 10, 2020

oikawas last wishes 

oikawas last wishes is a fanfic by DanaiaCake originally from the anime haikyuu. as the name says it’s about oikawa and iwaizumi.

it will make you sob for HOURS and weeks after you finished it. it will forever scar your heart.
a: have you read oikawas last wishes yet? it’s really good.
b: no. i choose happiness.

Wish List Shopping 

One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.

This is done more often when alone and poor.

Similar to window shopping.

Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.
Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?

Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping

unconsummated relationship wishes 

When somebody keeps flirting with or talking about someone, but never goes for it and meanwhile expects their friends to refrain from persuing the objects of their relationship wishes and when this does happens: getting angry and unreasonable to the point of being a pain in the ass.

Happens a lot around girls, who in certain cases can have numerous unconsummated relationship wishes, making life extremely hard for friends who keep losing track of who's out of bounds and who is not.

Situation to illustrate: Rachel totally forgot about the unconsummated relationship wish of her friend Angela and went on a date with Brad. Angela is now angry with Rachel and won't talk to her, even though she had a date with Kevin and has no business with Brad anyway.

Is also very common regarding ex-boyfriends.
'God, she has so much unconsummated relationship wishes, I keep losing track! - I know, she should do something about it and just shut up.'

Nick asked me out last night, isn't that cool!? - Yeah, kinda... you know, I really don't want you to go out with him. - Why? Is he a unconsummated relationship wish of yours?'