Skip to main content

wiking off 

A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.
I caught my boyfriend wiking off at the computer the other night.

Quit wiking off and get back to work!
wiking off by yeastbeast October 10, 2005

tit in a wringer 

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.
Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.
tit in a wringer by Croz March 4, 2005
Often used in connection to enthusiastically dancing or partying to hip hop music; having an extremely good time in a party setting. Usually used in conjunction with the preposition "out," ie. "wiling out."
Possible origins: The term "wiles," used to describe an alluring or seductive manner.
"Winding," used in island culture and music to describe a type of dancing often performed to reggae music, may also be at the root of "wiling out."
"We were drinking Bacardi, grinding with these fine ladies to some MVP, taking shots from the ice luge on the beach... we were wiling out, man!"
wiling by Camille April 6, 2005

Benjamen Wiping 

When you have become so ballin, that you are able to wipe your ass with one hundred dollar bills.
"Did you hear that Ryan made a billion dollars this year"
"Damn, that foo' show be Benjamen Wiping."
Benjamen Wiping by str8_ballin_foo' February 27, 2009

god of waring it 

The act of playing a video game so long that you become emotionaly atached to the game and cry when you beat it. This usually involves peeing in a cup to avoid bathroom breaks.
Have you seen Todd in the last few days?

No I think he has been god of waring it since last tuesday.

What is in the bottle Tom?

Urine
Why?
Well I was God of waring it last night and I didn't want to go to the bathroom.

wiping back to front 

The way chicks wipe their ass after taking a dump
Rhonda: " Whew - I tink Yvonne' s pussy's BAD! She wiping back to front".