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Windsor Locks 

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly
jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"
Windsor Locks by UncleStacks November 14, 2012

windsor terrace 

a really cool neighborhood where only the cool people chill except when we are to cool for our own neighborhoods, cause you know we gotta keeps it cool
windor terrace is the shiit son. they mad cool there. i wish i was as cool as those windsor terrace kids.

Windsor Locks 

A town full of ratchet hoes. Only known for the airport, but it is still 4787689653 times better than Suffield because they suck.
"Oh you live in Windsor Locks?"
"Yes we're ratchet but I'm so thankful I don't live in suffield."
Windsor Locks by ratchettt247 April 8, 2013

Windsor Woods

A neighborhood in Virginia Beach Virginia. Known for the dopest chicks, most rowdy dudes and the kushiest of kush. Not far from the Oceanfront, not far from "Downtown" -- right where it needs to be. Pharrell lived in this hood... enough
said. Simply lay your middle finger over your ring finger and and send your fore and pinky fingers to the coasts... if it looks like a W -- you've done it. Windsor Woods baby.
Olivia: Do you know Lori ?
Dave: Yes, she is from Windsor Woods
Windsor Woods by B Donna September 25, 2008

Windsor, NY 

a town in NY near Binghamton. Commonly called Cow Town. Full of rednecks, gangster wanna bes, and naturally druggies.
Dude ii live in Cow Town (Windsor, NY) with the hicks & wanna bes! Allix B is the biggest jerk!

Windsor Heights 

Pure awesomness in the form of a Des Moines, Iowa suburb.
I live in Windsor Heights because I'm awesome.