Wanker 

Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.

(Bono talking to Homer)
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.

Wanker by Flannel Flyer May 7, 2005

Wanker 

Another insult like bastard

"Fuck off you little wanker"

Wanker by Eva November 16, 2003

Wanker 

A (mainly) British insult used to offend and humiliate someone who wanks (masturbates) because they can't get laid, either because they're fugly, fat, have terrible B.O., fart a lot, suck too many cocks or French, no wait, just French.

How to stop being a Wanker:
1. Become Keith Richards.

Wanker by I_L0v3_T1gHt_A$1An_CuNt_ April 14, 2017

wanker 

referees

what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!

wanker by JOTISh June 22, 2010

wanker 

A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.

Chocha is a total wanker!!

wanker by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

Wanker 

An arrogant Sivan appears as an asshole

Waasaaa! Ya, he's a wanker!

Wanker by biophilo May 29, 2014

Wanker 

English insult (Australian, Britian, New Zealand) literally meaning "someone who wanks" as in someone who masturbates.

Generally meaning, people who are called wankers means that they are completely worthless and useless in anything they try to do that the only thing they are good at are wanking.

It's also used as a complement to close friend, meaning no harm- similar to cunt; both as an insult and a friendly complement.

The only wanker and wankers I love are me, my family and my friends.

Wanker by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem July 10, 2007