spanky wanka 

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)

Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka

spanky wanka by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Bus wanka 

Bus wankas are a very weird people usually bus wankas have names like Chester, Pedro, Alfredo and Jerad.
Bus wankas should be kept away from nans as they will melest them.

Bus wankas can be very dangerous as they usually have a melester licence.

Your nan is a bus wanka.

Bus wanka by HotPizzaRolls April 22, 2019

anka wanka 

This word means when you wank off but have melted chocolate on your dick

"Bro my dick is burning, i anka wanka last night."

anka wanka by Eatmychihuahua May 2, 2018

Pig Wanka 

Pig Wanka
A “Pig Wanka” is an individual that in essence smells like shit, and masturbates (Wanka), this gives you a Pig Wanka

Fuck this Pig Wanka.
Lidawg get your Pig Wanka out of here.

Pig Wanka by Bahb’s Ginormous Glizzy August 13, 2020

willy wanka 

A term used in urban slang to define high potency weed or high-graded marijuana.

I got that willy wanka for cheap if your trying to cop my nizzle

willy wanka by Zerxes September 4, 2006

wheely wanka 

Wheely Wanka is name of a tyre that I one day found in a ditch. This magnificant king of the highway can be rolled down a hill, at high speeds or off a cliff. The Wheely Wanka is a creature of little balance and gets filled with sand easily. It's sister creature is the tyre which can be found on the wheel of a car. The tyre can serve for the same purposes as well as going round and round, round and round all day long.

"Far out look at Wheely Wanka go"
"Far out? christ you're gay Jack"

wheely wanka by roasty toasty February 13, 2005

Planker Wanka 

A person who rides a skateboard.

"Dude look at the skateboarder,Man what a planker Wanka"

Planker Wanka by Major noob October 22, 2008