Any discrete alcoholic beverage that can be transported without the authorities knowing. Typically stored in the container of a non-alcoholic beverage.
Person A: I made a Ranch Water in my bottle of Topo Chico, I can just walk along the street and no one will know it’s boozy.
Walkie stalkie: someone who has a creepish obsession of stalking child actor Walker Scobell. Walkie stalkies range from knowing the actors address to having cardboard cutouts and banners. In some cases it’s more perverse.
Reminder it’s not okay to sexualize celebrity minors just because you’re not an adult. It’s creepy.
Amy says she knows Walker Scobells address. She’s for sure a Walkie stalkie.
When you take some whore into the disabled toilet, and just before she gets lucky you drop an alabama fudge cake in the corner. While you're banging the sheila up the mud road you proceed to push her face into your hershey squirts.
You: Why is that girl that you just took into the disabled toilets rubbing her eyes?
Baz: I totally just gave her a Cardiff Walkie!
You: Fuck yeah! Wanna go get a kebab?