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Urethra Franklin 

The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.

Other Guy: How?

Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.

Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)

Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
Urethra Franklin by insaneneighbor September 11, 2010

urethra lapping 

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.
The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.
urethra lapping by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Urethra beads

Urethra Beads beads small enough to fit inside your penis that can reach the bottom of the shaft
My girl wanted to use urethra beads last night
Urethra beads by Disguy459 December 9, 2019

Urethra Franklin 

The act of one man stretching out his pee-hole and allowing another man to insert his penis into it, then slow dancing together.
Those two guys love to Urethra Franklin each other.
Urethra Franklin by Benboner October 8, 2021

urethra torture 

where u torture a deserving man’s (heath) urethra
“i’m gonna stick those coins thru ur urethra and out ur ass.” “ah i love urethra torture