The
inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change
gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an
inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of
the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter
what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself
you made a mistake.