Urban Dick 

A really obnoxious guy who is cocky and thinks your easy.

Girl 1- Are you really going out with Joe?

Girl 2- well i was but then i found out he was an urban dick and i broke up with him

girl 1- phew

Urban Dick by urbaner7863784682764 September 4, 2010

Urban Dick 

To look on Urban Dictionary mainly to use them when you're talking to people then mocking them if they have no idea what it means.

Billy: Roger, you are a technotard.
Roger: What the hell is that?
Billy: HAHA you noob.
Roger: You Urban Dick.
Billy: .....
Roger: Fuck you, Billy, Fuck you.

Urban Dick by Eric Mcawesome September 15, 2007

Urban dick 

When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying

Random guy: hi
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial

Urban dick by The classic memer July 25, 2018

urban dick 

Someone who overutilizes a myriad of terms they've obviously gotten from urban dictionary. Similar to someone inserting a bit of jargon or other awkward 10 cent words into their speech.

The other day Pip said something about keeping the hyphy out of their house with minority filters or else he'd have to give them a screaming seagull... what a fucking urban dick.

urban dick by Master Christ St. John June 17, 2006

urban dick 

1.someone who adds meaningless -idiotic words, or looks up meaningless -idiotic words on urbandictionary.com alot. usually because they have nothing better to do.

bobby: in his mind thinking - im bored im gonna look up random words on urban dictionary.

dad: what the hell do u always do that for? ur got nothin better to do? your a urban dick son!

urban dick by sanint December 24, 2008

Urban Dick 

A Dirty Gigilo or a male- prositute in a City

" Lucy have you heard , your husband is an Urban Dick"

Urban Dick by JOE565 November 23, 2006

urban dick 

rich mother fuckers from the suburbs of big cities who always carry and emimate an attitude of "my shit's better than yours, you weak bitch," and don't hesitate to use the names of the cities from whose suburbs they come as a tool of self-empowerment

That fucking urban dick Jamie who claims he's straight up from Philly just got tea bagged by my homey Adam.

urban dick by b-flushin' April 28, 2006