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ukulele master 

Eric Micco is really good as strumming a ukulele. He is a ukulele master.

Ukulele Wanker

An extremely woke individual who attends protests / activism shit with a ukulele. This person is usually very entitled and delusional, not being able to see the real world, only what they would like to see.
Q: What did Daz Black call the Vegan Teacher?
A: A Ukulele Wanker
Ukulele Wanker by KittyKat Slater February 19, 2026

catch these ukulele strings

a variation of "catch these hands" except you are using a ukulele
yo man tyrone about to catch these ukulele strings. he dared to call me a hoe

Rusty Milkbox Ukulele 

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.
Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

rusty ukulele 

Performing anilingus on a woman while fingering her vagina. Similar to a rusty trombone.
That bitch is so hot, I'm gonna give her the rusty ukulele.
rusty ukulele by See_Em January 12, 2009

screamo ukulele rap 

"what genre is twenty one pilots?
"screamo ukulele rap"