To two too much 

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

To two too much by Totwotoomuch January 4, 2023

Round up to two weeks 

Age old saying that most people know of

it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks

Round up to two weeks by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021

two waitresses to go with nothing on them 

An interesting thing to order at a McDonalds drive through when you're pissed. (Yes, I actually did this, and no, I wasn't driving...)

Drive through speaker: Is that everything?

Drunk passenger: We'd also like two waitresses to go with nothing on them, please.

Drive though speaker: <Silence>

two waitresses to go with nothing on them by Eugene206 October 13, 2006

theres always two ends to one sausage 

This is the ultimate saying that the legend samuel baxter came up with
it makes people think therefore they shut up say it to batty men

God didnt you know theres always two ends to one sausage

theres always two ends to one sausage by mr boombastic March 12, 2008

Two stones to kill a bird 

The opposite of killing two birds with one stone. When it takes you multiple tries or actions to complete a single objective.

I Had Two Vacuum The Stairs So I Tried doing It The Fast Way But I ended Up Having To Do It Again Because I Missed A Few Spots, It Took Me Two Stones To Kill A Bird.

Two stones to kill a bird by LightBrightMeTight April 7, 2011

Take it to a two 

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

Take it to a two by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010