nad twizzlers

When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.

My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.

nad twizzlers by Dr. Lazers, Dr. BillyWitchDoctor.Com, Dr. Girlfriend, Dr. BassPlayer, and Dr. Mister January 15, 2008

shakin' my twizzler

To cause a twizzler to move to and fro with jerky movements.
"shaking"

"shook" I shook my twizzler.

"shaken" my twizzler was badly shaken

"if you know what I mean"

I was like huuuuh,u were like whaaaaa and I was shakin' my twizzler

shakin' my twizzler by The Alpha and The Omega 78 November 21, 2011

New England Twizzler 

Where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her ass, while screaming Armageddon.

"So I pulled off the damn cat's tail and shoved it up her ass"

Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?

"...They got a name for it?"

New England Twizzler by DanteMalkav December 9, 2008

Turkey Twizzlers 

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!

Turkey Twizzlers by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

twizzlers 

A tasty licorice whip treat that comes in Licorice, cherry, strawberry, grape, and my all time favorite, chocolate. Made by Hershey.

Twizzlers kick ass bro. Anyone that doesn't like Twizzlers, should have someone stick one where the sun don't shine, do some in and outs with it, THEN taste it, slappy! You'll be sayin' them Twizzlers is God!

twizzlers by Andi June 10, 2006

twizzler 

A small and light woman, named as such due to the fact that one could quite easily spin her around whilst she was on one's cock.

Wow, Check out that twizzler - I'd love to fling her around the room.

twizzler by Julia-Jules December 6, 2006

Twizzler Syndrome 

When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.

Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.

Twizzler Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010