twinkies

The nickname sometimes used for the MLB team the Minnesota Twins.

The Twinkies are going to the World Series!!

twinkies by Mike!!!! April 30, 2006

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twinkies

A unit of measurement in reference to somebody's poor eating habits regardless of his or her actual number of twinkies consumed.

Girl 1: Shit, that guy has to be atleast 400lbs!
Girl 2: Yeah looks as though he's been hittin the twinkies pretty hard.

I think you need to lay off the twinkies, Lars.

Phyllis definately gets her fair share of twinkies.

twinkies by Kakapoto June 9, 2007

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twinkiness • Thinkiness • Twinkess • twinkcess • Twinkenese • Twinkiesaurus Rex • twinkies down two • twinkiesexual • twinkiesmoot • twinkiespage

battle of the twinkies

A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.

Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.

battle of the twinkies by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005

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Twinkess

A Twinkess is a mixture of two words. Twink & Princess. Its a term that gay guys use, mostly widely known by being invented by GAYWOWW. He titled his first unreleaaed book "Confessions of a Twinkess". The word is prononced "Twink"•"ess".

He is such a Twinkess!

Twinkess by gaywoww July 26, 2013