tucking waves 

No free sauce

I got the wave and I’m tucking waves like a turtle

tucking waves by Fabe DaDon November 14, 2023

turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.

Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.

turd tucking by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010

Hampster Tucking 

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

Hampster Tucking by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

Weiner Tucking 

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

Weiner Tucking by Butters the pimp August 22, 2017

Just tucking my shirt in 

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.

Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

Just tucking my shirt in by Bulleitrocks October 21, 2020

Fuck Tucking

The act of fucking someone into exhaustion, there by tucking them into bed. Can also be used in past tence such as: fuck tucked, fucked n tucked, fucked till tucked

Veronica : You look like you've been sleeping well.
Sally : Yeah, my boyfriend's been fuck tucking me in every night.

Fuck Tucking by LiL H<3rd January 1, 2018

Crop Tucking 

The act of eating human and or monkey fecal matter then vomiting it up onto an unsuspecting guest, then steal it back and start eating it a second time, poop it into a cup, freeze it with a stick in the center. After waiting several hours put the chunky vomit poo into a cooler, begin driving a moped, find an ice road trucker and share the delicious treat. After having a snack with your new friend begin to masturbate violently, when the trucker sees you do this he will imediately get an erection (due to the frozen fecal matter vomit) then you will have anal sex with your new homosexual partner.

i was going to go bowling, but i was in a crop tucking mood ;)

Crop Tucking by M!KL &0GG3$$ December 14, 2010