pwn-a-thon 

A perpetual plethora of pure pwnage. Similar to a Telethon in nature, but with the phone replaced with pwn.

"Man I just ran a pwn-a-thon on that noob with the Colts."

"He just kept getting up, I don't get it. I guess he wanted me to run a pwn-a-thon on his ass."

pwn-a-thon by Haxdesk October 10, 2007

wanke-danke-thon 

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

wanke-danke-thon by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009

Dog-A-Thon 

An extended Dog eating rampage usually triggered by UCRA, a disease which makes the host crave exssesive amounts of dog meat.


Tim Burton has this disease, and has eaten several dogs, in these rampages he nicknamed "dogathons".

Holy shit! Tim Burton just devvoured that dog whole! It must be a Dog-A-Thon!

Dog-A-Thon by Cheesebadger December 26, 2004

Dick-a-thon 

When a horny, slut takes on as many dicks in one day (or night) as she can. Whether it be one on one encounters or gang banging, all count towards her Dick-a-thon.

Rachel took on 26 cocks on Saturday. She’s a true gold medalist in her Dick-a-thon.

I had to go stay with a friend this weekend. I couldn’t get any sleep. My mom was having Dick-a-thon.

Dick-a-thon by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018

smoke a thon 

smoke a thon

(noun)

an athletic contest comprising three consecutive events, usually smoking a bowl, smoking a blunt, and then smoking a bong. (if the unneccesary tools are avaliable for one specific category REPLACE WITH JOINT)

"I'm participating in a smoke a thon on Sunday. Would you like to join?"

smoke a thon by s honey. November 15, 2007

Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon 

A mass orgy.

College students band together together for a Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon. News at 11.

Free-For-All-Fuck-A-Thon by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

fail-a-thon 

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term

Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon

fail-a-thon by Bboy519 August 3, 2010