spank the planks

1 : to engage in or perform a dance
2 : to move or seem to move up and down or about in a quick or lively manner
transitive senses
1 : to perform or take part in as a dancer
2 : to cause to dance
3 : to bring into a specified condition by dancing

"Hey babe. Get your groove on. Let's go spank the planks."

spank the planks by KWB March 14, 2005

spank the plank

The act of playing a musical instrument called the guitar.

hey dudes, I will catch u later I am going to go spank the plank.

spank the plank by Stevie Mtz January 6, 2009

spank the monkey 

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

spank the monkey by houstongirl September 19, 2009

spank the dolphine 

to masturbate at sea

I was at the beach and felt kind of horny so I decided to spank the dolphine

spank the dolphine by Aaron with one A May 29, 2008

Spank the cash 

To just spend money

Person 1: So how are you gonna spank the cash?
Person 2: I don't know, haven't really thought about it!
Person 1: Well maybe you could spank it on like a hot tub or like a golden toilet!

Spank the cash by cptkirk240 July 22, 2009

Spank the wombat 

To aggressively pleasure one's wiener

After Keisha blue-balled the shit out of Winston, he proceeded to spank the wombat in a 7/11 bathroom.

Spank the wombat by cacadonalds May 6, 2015

spank the bank 

To withdraw money from an Automated Teller Machine (ATM).

I'm low on cash so I need to swing by the Sheetz, Wawa or Turkey Hill and spank the bank.

spank the bank by Uncle Dave w/ the Hat January 30, 2020