tickling the penguin 

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.

The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.

tickling the penguin by remarketer May 12, 2011

Feeding the penguin 

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis

Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.

Feeding the penguin by Boxfridge November 25, 2017

Kevin the Penguin 

A person who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving some "brotherly" love

What up Kevin the Penguin?

Kevin the Penguin by Zerg369 July 26, 2022

except the penguin 

Chill out, calm down, just really excepting life.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?"

"Dude except the penguin"

except the penguin by DounutBum June 24, 2005

poking the penguin 

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

poking the penguin by big jiggles4 June 11, 2007

Bob the penguin 

A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.

"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.

Bob the penguin by bobstansarecringe September 24, 2021

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

The March of The Penguin by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012