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the phantom penis 

A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?

random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky

random guy: lol

The phantom of the opera

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.
She liked when I gave her the phantom of the opera

the phantom spank 

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire
i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

The Phantom Zone 

When you can see SOME Facebook posts of someone you know and they can see some of yours, due to mutual friends, but neither of you is willing to friend the other, you are in the Phantom Zone.
Yeah, I saw Bozo's post about Betty Boop but I don't see much of his stuff. We're in the Phantom Zone.

The Phantom Banker 

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...
Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
The Phantom Banker by G_UNIT123 October 16, 2013

The Phantom effect 

A brain damage that makes belive that you get laid because you are in a group of people that drives around in a car an listens to brainless music.
"OMG i got laid!!! - it must be the phantom effect"