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Burning the green midnight oil 

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.
"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

midnight the flipaclip wolf 

Midnight the FlipaClip wolf is amazing

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

flying to the sun at midnight 

Phrase meaning that someone is undertaking a ridiculous task with no possibility of success. To try to do something that is beyond common sense.
Mark invested all of his money in Enron stocks, after it had collapsed. He was flying to the sun at midnight.

the duck quacks at midnight 

Oh, it will.

The black cow flies at midnight 

The black cow flies at midnight means anything you want. Also used for guy code, "is your girlfriend, wife, significant other around"? This phrase is used to check if the coast is clear.

This phrase is also used to speak in code for any real day situation: is the black cow flying at midnight?

Examples: when you don't want people around to know what you are talking about.
Yo bro, the black cow flies at midnight?

Yup

Ok let me know when your girlfriend leaves.....