The chocolate swirl 

When you insert your dick into someone's (male OR female) asshole and they shit on the dick with such force that it goes inside the tip. You then take it out and do the helicopter with your dick while peeing so that the poop inside of the penis comes out, creating the swirl. It is then sucked and licked clean of all remaining poop on the outside of the penis (or inside if they're brave enough.)

Yeah, me and Tom Cruise did The chocolate swirl yesterday at the orphanage, I was on the receiving end.

The chocolate swirl by DemetriusHalasborough January 21, 2022

the chocolate stuff

Low grade Marijuana, also know as dirt. It is so low grade and old and dry that it is brown instead of green. The only way to get any kind off a buzz out of it would be, to smoke half an ounce or more, non stop out of a bong, but since nobody wants to taint their bong with something so nasty, it ends up hand rolled in a flavored blunt to add a hint of flavor and to get a buzz off of the tobacco because that dirt aint getting any real stoner high for more than 30 seconds by itself. The reason it is called the chocolate stuff is that some potheads like to have names for their grass, and even a shitty batch needs a name to make it interesting especially to pot smokers who only normally smoke high grade hydroponic weed, and have to be convinced to try something that may have been green in 10,000 B.C. but currently looks like a tumbleweed mixed with chocolate cake batter and crushed pine cones.

Carlos: Did Justin have the Greens?

Ralph: Nah, I had to go to Fat Pat and get the chocolate stuff.

Carlos: I aint putting that shit in my pyrex

Ralph: Nah, we're gonna take the chocolate stuff and put it in the vanilla thing.

the chocolate stuff by ScaldedDog July 31, 2009

The chort 

See The Cheat

The chort by Neosim February 18, 2003

The chosen one 

We don't know who the chosen one really is he's a mysterious figure he could be anyone he is a legend when will we get the chance to meet the all mighty chosen one?

Guy: I am the chosen one
Dude: No you're not

The chosen one by Joe_Mama69420 August 27, 2020

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory by Twiki August 16, 2005

The Chocolate Fountain

You find someone willing to do a medical procedure (preferably a friend) called a fistula to connect your bladder and rectum so you pee and poop at the same time out of both orifices. Next you take an exaggerated number of laxatives or give yourself C. Diff to make everything inside of you liquid. Take your friend and you shit and piss out of both your butthole and peehole all over their face.

Person 1: Yo my friend in medical school surgically connected my poop Schute and urine sack in his basement so I can give my girl the chocolate fountain.

Stranger 1: get away from me

The Chocolate Fountain by Rogue Steel October 2, 2018

The chooch and choochie show 

An imaginary radio/podcast/tv show about the pursuit of happiness with your hosts Steve and Andrew. You'll cry, laugh, smile, learn something new and not still not realize you're live on the chooch and choochie show!

Joe: Yo Chad we are so funny.
Chad: bro I wish we could be the chooch and choochie show.
Joe: you know we ain't that cool.

Chad: ah man you right you right.

The chooch and choochie show by Mother choochie 🤠 March 11, 2021