The Cracken 

When a girlfriend sweeps away a boy friend from his friends. the girlfriend would be known as The Cracken the boyfriend on the other hand would be known as the sailor.

Jeff: Dude when was the last time you saw nick?

Matt: I don't know man, he's just a poor sailor in the grasps of The Cracken

Jeff: Damn....I never thought he'd become a sailor.

The Cracken by Thechoseone2233 September 22, 2009

release the cracken 

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.

"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

release the cracken by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

The Cracked Voice 

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

The Cracked Voice by twenty-seven December 18, 2010

check the crackers 

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

check the crackers by Dewster April 7, 2007

The Cracked Realms 

A Shit D&D Server full of toxicty and homosexuals with no life. Best place ever.

The Cracked Realms is shit

The Cracked Realms by Camy Cnt February 15, 2022

The Cracken 

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found

Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.

The Cracken by Qbinking January 31, 2025

Jackin the Cracken 

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

Jackin the Cracken by JackerOffer6969 March 3, 2021