Teresa Titties 

Very small, almost nonexistent titties.

“Did you cop a feel?”
“Nah bro she’s got Teresa Titties”

Teresa Titties by TittyMonsta January 20, 2023

titties on the timeline 

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

titties on the timeline by nolch32 September 2, 2020

trombone titties 

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

trombone titties by KennyMel April 29, 2014

Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

Tablespoon Titties by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

Dropped Yer Tattie 

When a females tampon is sticking out her vagina and is noticeable through her clothes.
If there is blood visible through the clothes then we would say "Yer Tattie is covered in sauce"

(man) - "Hey you!"
(woman) - "What?"
(man) - "YE DROPPED YER TATTIE!"

Dropped Yer Tattie by Hi Calum :-) December 6, 2009

crazier than a fish with titties 

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

crazier than a fish with titties by Ebonyks August 20, 2007

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun by The Insult Man April 13, 2021