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Ankle Taper 

Someone who plays for a more than decent Ice Hockey team, but doesn't play at the same level of skill as the rest of the team. Therefore, the "Ankle Taper" doesn't usually fit in socially with the rest of the team. The term Ankle Taper is related to someone who cannot play well, because it's 'as if he taped his ankles." Referring to the ankle brace on the back of hockey skates, that protrudes up the back of the skate against the backside of the leg. When a player bends his ankle forward (when skating) the ankle brace leaves the surface of the leg. If someone "tapes their ankles" the brace will not leave the leg, therefore making bending your ankles nearly impossible. So skating will cause the skater to bend at awkward angles and look ridiculous; as well as not being able to gain any speed. So in conclusion: an Ankle Taper is someone who cannot skate, or play ice hockey well at all.
Man that was a great game. Their whole team was so good! It was no wonder they won.

Yeah, but did you see that kid who kept falling every time he tried to skate? He looked ridiculous! Like he didn't even know what he was doing!

That kid was such an Ankle Taper!
Ankle Taper by Hocckeeyfreeek April 17, 2011
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Texas taper 

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up
Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.
Texas taper by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

the duct taper 

While balls deep in partners throat, you rapidly wrap duct tape around the back of there head and around your ass forcing her to stay there until you cum down her throat.
I used "the duct taper" on my wife because she would always spit out my cum.

duct-taper

Girl that you would have sex with only if they had duct tape over their mouth.

Beautiful girl with a bangin body who has the most annoying voice known to man, can also apply to someone who just says annoying things or is totally stupid (not ding-bat stupid, rock stupid).
"Damn she's fine. but did you hear her voice, she's a real duct-taper."
duct-taper by inyodreams February 3, 2010

Chicken Taper 

a person who raps tape around a chicken before he fucks it, so the chicken doesn't split in half from getting fucked. A more "PC" way of saying "chicken fucker."
Dude, Jim is a real Chicken Taper! He's got gizzards in his pubic hair!
Chicken Taper by Big Ed PVD August 18, 2010

Texas Taper 

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.
Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.
Texas Taper by TresLC October 4, 2016

Dong Taper 

A transvestite that still has male genitals, who "tapes and tucks" their package before a night on the town.
Pete thought he'd scored a hottie at the bar, but it turned out to be a dong taper. He should have spotted the adam's apple...
Dong Taper by DarkSock September 7, 2007