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Sweater Dicks 

(Noun) A term coined by stoners to describe womens' breasts.
Stoner: *puts the bong down* "You've got some sick sweater dicks, man."
Girl: "Beat it, kid."
Sweater Dicks by McCrapper December 6, 2019

sweater bullets 

These are nipples protruding through the fabric of a sweater, usually of a braless woman.
It was below freezing, and Melissa's sweater bullets were obvious.

sweater paws 

When somebody brings the overly-long sleeves of their sweater down to cover, or partially-cover, their hands.
"Did you see that Attack on Titan pullover Dan Howell was wearing in his latest video?"
"Of course! He was rocking those sweater paws, though. It was adorable."
sweater paws by mooksie01 October 25, 2015

Sweater Weather 

A song by an American alternative pop band called The Neighborhood.

Associated with the bisexual community. It is a cute love song with a slightly edgy aesthetic. It was number one on the Billboard Alternative Songs chart in June 2013. It features in many LGBTQ+ relationship music playlists, and many spotify playlists in general.
Lad 1 : The song Sweater Weather is so cute!!
Lad 2 : That's the bisexual anthem lol
Lad 1 : I know
Lad 2 : Is this how you're coming out to me, king?
Lad 1 : ...Perhaps.
Sweater Weather by Cryptigon April 11, 2020

sweater commando 

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.
Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.
sweater commando by Kpeng January 5, 2017

sweater girl 

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to maintain the appearance that the gay man is straight.
Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.
sweater girl by Jack Stadnick February 2, 2006