suitcase of courage

A ridiculous metaphor used by certain individuals of an English descent to describe a phenomenal performance on a bicycle. It is typically only used by those who have zero grasp on reality, and are in complete denial that the truth means anything to them personally.

Punctuated typically by the use of the incorrect name of the individual being referred to, and usually corrected by a sidekick.

Lance Armstrong is digging deep in his suitcase of courage to drop whathisforeignsoundingnamethatIcan'tpronounce" "Wait Phil, that's not Lance, that's Floyd Landis

suitcase of courage by UCI Overlord November 24, 2011

Suitcase Arms 

Someone who doesn't swing their arms while they're walking, but keeps them straight up and down, thus it looks like they're carrying suitcases.

Did you see that new secretary in the office? She would be totally hot if she didn't have a major case of suitcase arms.

Suitcase Arms by Hopie Elle February 4, 2009

Suitcase cereal 

Suitcase cereal is when you go on a trip and put Honey Nut Cheerios in a different suitcase..

That's guy puts his cheerios in a suitcase? I like that suitcase cereal

Suitcase cereal by 45minutelittlelake February 18, 2017

Suitcase slut 

When you're only a whore while travelling.

Oh he's / she's a suitcase slut.
What a suitcase slut.

Suitcase slut by munich.madness January 29, 2021

suitcase man 

The man (or woman) who handles the costumes and cash for porn stars/strippers/drag queens. Usually a smarmy fellow but has gained respectability in recent years as these pursuits have become mainstream.

She told security to take it up with her suitcase man.

suitcase man by Miss Diagnosed October 6, 2017

Suitcase Nuke 

A nuclear weapon the size of a luggage bag. Widely feared because it could be brought into a city and go off without any warning, but impractical in design and never fully made.

During the Cold War, many NATO leaders feared of coordinated sabotage using suitcase nukes

Suitcase Nuke by aneumann April 2, 2015

suitcase bitch 

A mobile hoe. Travels the world giving company to rich men. Has no money but lives a glamorous lifestyle at the expense of others.

I'm not a suitcase bitch but I'm on my 6th villa hop in Ibiza this summer.

Cannes-Monaco-St Tropez-Mykonos-Ibiza

suitcase bitch by Sheff Sheff Shefff March 29, 2017