U suck dick lol 

The best insult existing in the universe.

Person One: Lol u gay

Person Two: Well u suck dick lol
Person One: *dies* questions the existing of the universe

U suck dick lol by Knicklichtchen September 12, 2018

suck dick 

the action I would like to be partaking in currently.

I would like to suck dick right now.

suck dick by UpsetStomach.Org July 23, 2021

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

National Suck Dick Day by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

Suck dick December 

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick

Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off

Suck dick December by Locus788 November 4, 2019

National suck dick day

Suck any guys or boyfriends dick until it falls off and if they aren’t finished fuck the shit out of them until they pass the fuck out

Hey it’s national suck dick day call up ur girl

National suck dick day by Timmylikesjimmy December 29, 2019

suck dick day 

december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick day ,suck the fuck [outta yo boyfriends dick !!

boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day

suck dick day by hi whore December 7, 2019

suck dick 

giving a male oral sex

the guys all like her because she really likes to suck dick

suck dick by dawn June 15, 2002