Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack 

A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.

He has a face like Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack.

Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack by Shockblock May 29, 2021

brown sturgeon 

A close relative to the brown trout, the brown sturgeon is much larger and much more aggressive than it's smaller, more timid cousin. Like the brown trout, brown sturgeon are usually found in urban stream and lakes. They are also highly associated with treatment plants and dairy farms adjacent to the Merced river in California.

That was no brown trout, it was a peanut eyed brown sturgeon!

brown sturgeon by Anglr200 January 3, 2008

slurping the sturgeon 

Giving a sloppy blow-job.

That girl really slobbers when she is slurping the sturgeon.

slurping the sturgeon by Cronic Christoph October 6, 2016

Like a Sturgeon 

The act of dancing like a fish.

Guy 1: Check her out.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so doin' it Like a Sturgeon.

Like a Sturgeon by Jack De October 18, 2008

Nicola Sturgeon 

The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.

Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”

Nicola Sturgeon by Baywatch March 31, 2021

Robert Sturgeon 

A beautiful lovely teacher that teaches the best design and is one of the most amazing beautiful souls to ever bless the planet thank you goodnight.

Damn! Check out Robert Sturgeon

Robert Sturgeon by uwurawrx3 September 24, 2020

Brain surgeon 

That dude tanisha be fucking with.

Damn bro I didn’t know tanisha was really fucking with that brain surgeon, you think if I got rid of my yee yee ass haircut she’d stop fucking with him.

Brain surgeon by Savage X January 21, 2021