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stogie poser 

someone who holds or chomps and cigar for the look rather than actually smoking it.
e.g., Wil Smiffff in his jiggy song...just bitin, its for the look, i dont like it
stogie poser by drewcifer March 20, 2004

Ass Stogie 

A relatively slender, 5-7 inch long turd, brown in color.
Herschel: Hey dude, I will be right back.
Frances: Where ya going, Braaaa?
Herschel: I gotta hit the Head. I am about to pass an Ass Stogie.
Frances: Sweet! Snap it off clean.
Ass Stogie by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Twat Stogie 

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina
Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.
Twat Stogie by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

butt stogie 

sto·gie
A hand rolled cigarette made entirely from the recycled tobacco of discarded cigarette ends. The term 'stogie' was originally used to describe cheap cigars.
Dave: Hey Kev we're outta ciggies.

Kev : Pass me the ashtray and the skins then dude and ill roll a butt stogie!
butt stogie by MCMXCV April 7, 2008

clip a stogie 

To excrete, expel feces, chop a log, take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a turtle in the tank. Etc.
Uh, like, I gotta go clip a stogie.
clip a stogie by jernjernigan August 18, 2009

Hack Stogie

When a person takes a very nice cigar, preferably 7" or more in length with a minimum ring diameter of 55, and lubricates the heel with vaginal fluid. Do not try to insert like a penis! Just roll the part where your mouth goes in pussy juice. This is obtained after bringing the female to orgasm either by hand or mouth. The pussy juice will provide a flavor for the entire smoke.
"Damn fella...it smells like fish over there. Is that a Hack Stogie?"
Hack Stogie by Hack from Penbrook January 1, 2009