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Squirrely Temple

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A vodka infused Shirley Temple sprinkled with lemon and greasy pubes.
Bro, I ordered a Squirrely Temple at the Cellar and I was flossing my teeth with Shooters taint hair for 2 hours!! Yum
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gettin' squirrely up in here 

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A phrase used to describe a situation that is totally out of hand or ridiculous.
JB: Did you see the Katies and Bridget spiking their drinks with vodka in the breakroom?

Sharon: It's only 10 am!
JB: It's gettin' squirrely up in here!
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getting squirrely

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the act of engaging in awesome shit.
We're getting squirrely right now. What are you doing?
getting squirrely by i'm the squirrel January 11, 2012
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Wet Squirrely

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Taking your wet nuts and placing them in someone’s ear. Getting it weed the fun part dip it on the toilet
I got Pat last night with a wet squirrely and they developed swimmers ear, will never hear me coming again.
Wet Squirrely by KtwotheY October 27, 2017
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“Squirrel it away” 

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To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.
“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.
“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023
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Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

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A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
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