Snuggie 

Noun: A Utopian blanket, which resembles a backwards robe in appearance.

Snuggies are made for the comfort of almost every living organism on the planet, uniting all on earth in warm,cozy cocoons. Snuggies are often associated with the occult or Communism.
Not to be confused with Snookie from Jersey Shore.

Greg: Hey man that Snuggie you're wearing looks pretty comfy, where can I get one?

Tom: You must ask the magical faeries to spin you one from magic thread.

Greg:Um, what faeries?

Tom:Wait, don't you see the little people flying around? They're everywhere.

Greg: Um, okay...

Snuggie by The Ghost of Noah Webster May 4, 2010

Snuggie 

A form of a wedgie where the underwear is pulled as high as physically possible

His ass crack is bleeding from the snuggie the bully gave him

Snuggie by suburban man September 3, 2010

Snuggie 

A hand job with a winter glove

Nothing better on a cold Winter night than a snuggie from the guy behind the 7-11

Snuggie by Superhomo333 November 4, 2011

snuggie 

(v.) To get warm or comfortable by means of a Snuggie.

I'm gonna go get my snuggie on.

snuggie by xmaaron October 18, 2010

Snuggie 

A sex act of when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you grab her head and and shove it down while lifting your hips, putting her head and specifically her nose right between your butt cheeks while you wiggle them back and forth on her face. Can be modified to be a "designer snuggie" if you fart while you are doing it.

Hell yeah I will call her again. I was so drunk I have her a nice warm snuggie and she loved it. You just know next time I will give her a designer snuggie. Better not kiss her afterwards though.

Snuggie by Tucsonred December 30, 2013

snuggie 

A blanket with arm holes

Damn a snuggie is just a blanket with arm holes.

snuggie by Cool Cat 98 November 14, 2018

snuggie sex

the act of 2 people having sex while at least one of them is wearing a SNUGGIE, the soft fleece blanket with sleeves

I went over my girl's aprtment last night to find her wearing ONLY a Snuggie. Within 10 minutes we were having wild Snuggie Sex.

snuggie sex by oilcan905 January 15, 2010