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polynesian snorkle 

A sexual act involving a standard snorkle that is perpetrated as follows, the perpetrator male, as is required, inserts penis into a female (or male) if thou is a homosexual, and then proceeds to be oral stimulated to point of combustication. After combustication is achieved the recipient of the "load" is then to insert the snorkle and blow until the "load" is ejaculated out of said snorkle and caught by the perpetrators' mouth.
Lokky: Did you hear about that dude Brendan? He did the polynesian snorkle!
Yukas: Wow dude that's fucked up. It's impossible.

Once thou hath dove the depths of Polynesia with snorkle equpped thou art human no longer.

Snorkley 

A person that has the tendency(or fetish) to utilize a snorkel by shoving it up the anal cavity of any creature, and inhaling.
"Jim was walking down the street when he was pulled into an alleyway. He was pinned against the wall by a man who had a snorkel on his face. 5 seconds later, it was shoved 10 miles up his ass, with Jim yelling "YOU GODDAMN SNORKLEY!!!!!"
Snorkley by Larpington Haggitson August 11, 2018

snorkeled 

a term used for getting drunk
i’m getting so snorkeled tonight
snorkeled by tiviatwins November 13, 2018

snorkeldork

Someone who wears a COVID-19 face mask, but incorrectly, with their nose sticking out over the top of the mask.
There are more snorkeldorks at the food store, than those wearing their surgical mask correctly.
snorkeldork by rodneydill November 29, 2020

vagina snorkle

An underwater breathing apparatus for a pregnant women's vagina used while taking a bath to ensure the unborn child will not drowned.
Pregnant? Want to take a bath? Don't forget your vagina snorkle
vagina snorkle by Dr bath tub December 18, 2014

snorkle dorf 

Any man over the age of 25 with a compulsion to sniff the banana seats of little girls bicycles.
"Susie, don't ever leave your bike in the yard. Our neighbor Lonny is a snorkle dorf."
snorkle dorf by Rex Hammer November 9, 2006