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Snorkley 

A person that has the tendency(or fetish) to utilize a snorkel by shoving it up the anal cavity of any creature, and inhaling.
"Jim was walking down the street when he was pulled into an alleyway. He was pinned against the wall by a man who had a snorkel on his face. 5 seconds later, it was shoved 10 miles up his ass, with Jim yelling "YOU GODDAMN SNORKLEY!!!!!"
Snorkley by Larpington Haggitson August 11, 2018
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Bavarian Snorkler 

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005

cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.

That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!

german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals
"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"

german snorkle by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007

Brown Snake Snorkler 

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.
Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

dork snorkler 

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.
dork snorkler by Phartman July 9, 2004

seatle snorkler 

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler
Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler