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Snorkley

A person that has the tendency(or fetish) to utilize a snorkel by shoving it up the anal cavity of any creature, and inhaling.
"Jim was walking down the street when he was pulled into an alleyway. He was pinned against the wall by a man who had a snorkel on his face. 5 seconds later, it was shoved 10 miles up his ass, with Jim yelling "YOU GODDAMN SNORKLEY!!!!!"
by Larpington Haggitson August 11, 2018
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Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
by Dave May 26, 2005
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cock snorkler

A person who sucks up to the boss so much that it seems like removing the boss's cock from the person's mouth would be like depriving him from oxygen.
That cock snorkler in accounting is going to get a raise before the rest of us for sure!
by Sherry The Commo Goddess October 13, 2006
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german snorkle

When you place your penis in someones mouth and cover their eyes with your tesicals
"I still hav pubes in my eyes from when you german snorkled me"

"Let me German Snorkle you!"
by R3nn!3 October 31, 2007
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Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.
Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010
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dork snorkler

Any fruitcake who likes to slurp the man-gravy.
by Phartman July 9, 2004
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seatle snorkler

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler
Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler
by UnicornSmasher69 April 8, 2015
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