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Snapple-Apple

A term used by middle school girls, following an insult and a z-for-mation *snap*
Michelle: Courtney is stupid
Alexis: Oh snapple-apple!
Snapple-Apple by lelolster January 20, 2010

Snapple money

An insignificant amount of money relative to your income. Pocket change.
"Why doesn't her billionaire boyfriend just produce the play for her? He could do that with his Snapple money."
Snapple money by chiagruff November 3, 2010

Snapple Factory 

Someone who is always making tea and drama and has a lot of tea about them
Omg the Kardashians are a whole Snapple Factory they’re always involved in some scandal and drama!

Seth Elkins? Girl I got allllllll the tea, that boy is a Snapple Factory goddam he alaways has something going on...
Snapple Factory by LitBitch297 March 11, 2019

Snapple Rich 

Delco at heart. My in laws were at a graduation party. The host had a bar full of snapple drinks. Not just the regular size, but the larger ones. One of the kids had one, did not finish it, and brought it home. Later the kid said that the hosts must have been rich. So, now we say snapple rich.
Snapple Rich by Tdent465 June 23, 2022

snapple fact 

n.
-a fact found under a cap of a snapple bottle

see snapple cap
real snapple facts

#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

#2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons.

#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.

#4 Slugs have four noses.

#5 Camels have three eyelids.

#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.

#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.

#8 A bee has five eyes.

#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.

#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
snapple fact by make.a.wish April 1, 2009

snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
snapple cunt by john lickayack April 4, 2009