smoking dragon plume 

Visual expression of a individual performing fellatio while smoking a cigarette, the smoke coming out of the nostrils while the performers mouth is wrapped around the recipients penis.

I had such fun with Sarah at that party last night, she sparked up a marlboro & started giving me head- the sight of that smoking dragon plume was enough to make me blow my load in her mouth.

smoking dragon plume by DinoLarry July 31, 2010

Spoing 

The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.

- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!

Spoing by Headbhang May 15, 2009

smoigel 

A smoigel is a traditional Jewish fruit basket that has only green fruits but no pears!!

Jim: this is for you
Adam: what is it?
Jim: a smoigel
Adam: a what?
Jim: a smoigel

Johnny: you know, a smoigel

Jim: happy birthday, pusface

smoigel by Pissface_ October 31, 2018

smoking a Jimmy 

The act of lighting a Slim Jim meat stick on fire and pretending to smoke it.

I saw Josh in Colorado smoking a Jimmy, he is so cool and handsome!

smoking a Jimmy by fingolfin.blin January 23, 2022

what you smoking on? 

The translation of this is "describe the type of cannabis you are currently smoking". Term is used in North Minneapolis, where people predominantly smoke blunts with mid grade cannabis. Sometimes preceds an offer to trade up to a few grams.

Upon greeting a middle aged group of women sharing a blunt, one calls out "Hey!" "What you smoking on?"

what you smoking on? by Beta888 October 28, 2013

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt 

The daddy of all putdowns, a king amongst curses, the Zeus of insults, THE insult favoured by Chuck Norris.
'Cock smoking thunder cunt' delivers a crushing blow to an insultee's ego, by combining two reasonable insults it creates an amalgamation so ultimately powerful that any comeback (if any) from the receiver of the insult is completely useless, much like trying to return a punch to Mike Tyson, the insultee knows that they cannot possibly outshine the sheer awesomeness that 'cock smoking thunder cunt' glows in.

Shut up you dickhead, you can't do that.' 'Yes, I can, you cock smoking thunder cunt.' 'Okay, I'm terribly sorry, you can. Please, take my mother

Cock Smoking Thunder Cunt by L. Longford July 19, 2010

smoking crack 

crazy.
used to replace the word crazy

You got your cousin pregnant, are you smoking crack?

smoking crack by bret in atanta July 11, 2006