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cunt slicer 

One who cuts female genitals in half. Generally done before, during, or after intercourse as a form of birth control. It is also done in order to relieve whoremoans when the bitch gets too horny.
Now I've got this huge bloody mess to clean up because of this dirty cunt slicer. Fuck!

wrist slicer 

slur for emos, coming from the stereotype of all emos being depressed and self-harmers
"benny went all emo over winter break"
"oh god, he's a wrist slicer now?"
wrist slicer by liltie April 3, 2022

Polish bread slicer 

When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.
Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.
Polish bread slicer by jlu676 February 3, 2021

School Slicer 

Different to a school shooter, the main threat brings a lightsaber instead of gun, to slice up the school.
Did you hear what Paul was planning?
Yea, he's going to slice up the school, the goddamn school slicer.
Slicer=when a woman is sitting or wearing tight jeans and she farts then it rolls up front and pops on her clit, giving a good sensation down there.
Sitting at work a woman suddenly smiles, due to the fact that she just experianced a slicer. She enjoyed the sensation of the fart bubbles rolling up the vagina and popping on her sensitive clit.
Slicer by Miss creative August 12, 2011

Tomato Slicer 

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.
Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.
Tomato Slicer by Phil Green July 14, 2006