shwank

smell like BO

damn you shwank.... take a shower!

shwank by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003

Shwank

A she wank, Shwank. Female mastubation.
Shwanking, shwanker, shwanked.

After receiving the dick pic she had a shwank.

Shwank by Fooie606 July 4, 2016

Shwank

A Shwank is a shit and a wank (masturbation) at the same time.

Alright lads i’m off for a Shwank.

Shwank by king wee wee June 13, 2019

Shwank

Having a shit and wanking at the same time 😂

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:
Kieran: right imma go and have a shwank

Shwank by Kieran Redford September 17, 2019

Shwank

The act of being Shwanky, to be cool and full of life and energy, to have the ability to look cool a bad looking outfit, or be able to make the best of a worst situation.

"Bro did you see that girl last night, she had that shwank."
"Really? Man I wish I could get with a girl that had shwank."

Shwank by Magmaboyx8 May 18, 2021

Shwank that Justin boy 

When your roommate spends 30+ minutes in the shower masturbating.

I've been waiting on my roommate to go to lunch, but he's shwank that Justin boy for over half an hour.

Shwank that Justin boy by the Sleuth June 10, 2009

shwank seed oil 

Shwank seed oil is a catchy term for sperm. Or something you tell your significant other she needs, when you want a little TLC...

I tell my wife she looks like she could use a little shwank seed oil....

shwank seed oil by JimmyDB October 12, 2016