Shrew 

A woman who is a bitch.

1. My English teacher is such a shrew.

2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."

Shrew by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch July 18, 2016

Dirt Shrew 

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.

Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.

Dirt Shrew by gizmofries April 5, 2013

shrew 

An evil - tempered woman

Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.

shrew by Alison March 23, 2003

The Shrew 

A shady, intrusive and mysterious character in the form of a rodent-man (Half man half rodent) from the ghetto. The shrew has the power to overcome any security system. He leaves his mark in the mosty intimate places of the home.

Oh my God son, That damn shrew has been in my shit again!! Here's the note.

The Shrew by Dave MacCormick May 14, 2005

shrew nipples 

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

shrew nipples by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

Cork Shrew 

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.

They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.

Cork Shrew by TannerL January 28, 2020

pygmy shrew

The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...

it's fucked, basically.

pygmy shrew by johnebp January 15, 2004