Dick in a shoe
Dick in a shoe by macdaddyyodaddy December 13, 2014
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Poop In My Shoe!
An exclamation of great outrage and hopelessness used when realizing that your current situation (usually consisting of an upcoming task or decision) cannot get any worse and that there is no avoiding the impending discomfort to come. Typically used when a situation is of similar despair to that of when one wakes up to find that someone has defecated inside his/her only pair of shoes, and knowing that they will not have adequate time to fully clean said footwear before having to be somewhere that day.
Cop: "Your friend told me that you're carrying marijuana."
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
You: "He was just kidding."
Cop: "Yeah well I'm afraid I'm gonna have to give you a full body cavity search in public anyway... and I don't have any gloves either"
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Doctor: "Well it looks like we're not going to be able to reconstruct your penis from the accident, but we should be able to fix you up with an older lady's donated vagina."
You: "Poop In My Shoe!"
Poop In My Shoe! by LarryROIDS!!! March 8, 2011
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rock in my shoe
"Being the head of this project has proved to be a rock in my shoe."
"I always feel like a rock in my shoe at a party"
"This rock in my shoe has really been a rock in my shoe"
"I always feel like a rock in my shoe at a party"
"This rock in my shoe has really been a rock in my shoe"
rock in my shoe by absurdjunk March 2, 2021
Stone in my shoe
A "stone in my shoe" or "stone in the shoe" is something or someone who is causing severe irritation and creating problems for you.
In the movie Godfather, "I got a stone in my shoe, Mr. Corleone. A two-bit punk who works for me."
Joey Zasa to Michael regarding Vincent.
Student loan debt is a real stone in my shoe.
Joey Zasa to Michael regarding Vincent.
Student loan debt is a real stone in my shoe.
Stone in my shoe by JonSwift September 26, 2019
fufu in the shoe shoes
the act of a man who cums in someones shoes and the owner of the shoes then put the shoes on without knowing
person 1: " why are my shoes warm yet wet? "
person 2: " oh yea i forgot to tell you i went fufu in the shoe shoes... "
person 1: " god dammit timmy "
person 2: " oh yea i forgot to tell you i went fufu in the shoe shoes... "
person 1: " god dammit timmy "
fufu in the shoe shoes by kickasskingsXD69 October 21, 2014
NATIONAL CUM IN A SHOE DAY
NATIONAL CUM IN A SHOE DAY by TIKTOKGAYLORD October 26, 2019
poo in the shoe
poo in the shoe by deeznuts218953629 February 20, 2012