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Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS) 

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS
Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

Screwing 

Winston:Yo dawg you hear what happened last night?
Shak:Nah man what?
Winston:I heard Dan be screwing yo girl.
Shak:Fuck. That nigga dead.
Screwing by MudderFukcer April 13, 2019

screwing around 

screwing around by Dawn June 15, 2002

screwing 

To be angry, pissed off and/or to frown (your face looks screwed up)
screwing by allowSAS November 17, 2003

Scroting 

(v): The act of yelling at oblivious passerbys the name of male genitalia and observing their reactions. Usually this act is done in a car making getaways easy.
Whilst in the act of scroting:

Jon: Dude, you should totally scrot this old lady.

Chris: You got it... SCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
Scroting by deadwing2113 November 16, 2009

cheen screating 

1. another way of saying "screen cheating" when you're dyslexic.
2. the reference to someone who cheats at halo multiplayer by looking at the other player's screen.
Dude would you quit cheen screating?

god dammit man stop it! you god damn cheen screater!