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muddy scudders 

In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.
She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.
muddy scudders by T.$. November 30, 2016
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A person with poor hygiene, one that does not bathe regularly. Crusty, dirty, gross. Matted hair. Bad breath, gross teeth.

Feeling dirty and looking like garbage.
"I feel like such a scudder since I've been sick and haven't bothered to shower in three days."

"Look at that crusty dirt crawling up his neck, what a scudder."
Scudder by apenak March 26, 2011
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A scudder is a creepy or irritating person that causes an intense feeling of unease or distress in those around them. Scudders can be male, female or somewhere in between, but one thing all scudders have in common is the hungry - almost feral - look in their eyes as they invade your personal space, making you feel like the walls are slowly closing in, and will crush you if you don’t accept their love. Oblivious to the effect they have on their prey, scudders can be rather difficult to disengage. Many scudders require either brute force or brutal honesty before they’ll fade… but they never disappear completely.
The boy that stalked me from class to class last year is such a scudder.

My scudder neighbor was peeping in my windows last night.

Is it too scuddery to say I love you? 'Cause I freaking love you.
Scudder by wreckless August 14, 2014
everyone knows a girl like this . Term used for a ridiculously thick and annoying female . Cannot handle her drink - will claim it was spiked , cannot spell to save her life , will generally cling on to her boyfriends mates even after theyve split up , is pathetically glued to facebook and will appear in the friends lists of any guy you attempt to date , will embarrass you at any fancy dress party with a lame costume for example a bumblebee or also will embarrass you on any average night out with a white shirt and brown beads , dosent take hints AT ALL , never ventures out of local areas for drinking , regulary steals pencils and is in general a complete LOSER
lauren scudder , I FUCKING HATE THAT SCUDDER , erghhh scudder
scudder by craig hazel October 9, 2008
A complete raging whore of a woman with STDs and has bad smelling genitalia due to the fact that she is a dirty nasty girl.
"Dude she's pretty hot."

"Don't do it man. She's a scudder for sure."
Scudder by James67119 July 29, 2009

studded belt

What you wear when you're gay
Wearing a studded belt means you take it up the ass and like it.
studded belt by m16 July 11, 2007
A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.
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spudded by keylay_0123 September 20, 2009