scrumpet 

A slutty crumpet......

Crumpet meaning 'girl' or 'guy' or a very tastey crumpet.

It gives a new meaning to 'Any holes a goal'

That is a proper scrumpet!!!

That girl is a scrumpet!

'I bet that crumpet has been buttered many a time' ;)

scrumpet by Crumpet lover April 18, 2009

strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

strumpety scrumpet by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

Strumped 

Sitting on the floor in a circle or large group while on ecstasy (MDMA). Usually licking lips with eyes rolling around or sucking on a pacifier etc..

"Look at that e-bumper, shes totally strumped!"

Strumped by Dae408 February 5, 2010

Scrumpet 

The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.

Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it

Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day

Scrumpet by theillestsesh September 3, 2012

scrumpet 

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

scrumpet by l.garnet January 13, 2006

Scrumpadoochous 

Something extremely cool-the equivalent term of "epic"

"Oh my god I shook hands with my favorite band!"
"Dude, that's scrumpadoochous!

Scrumpadoochous by Scrumpadoochous February 26, 2010

Scrumpdelioumpcious

When someone is way beyond fine.

Oooooo you say her that girl is Scrumpdelioumpcious!

Scrumpdelioumpcious by Nini1104😜 April 4, 2020