That absolutely rancid skin that functions like some kind of bollock centred Alcatraz. It resembles that weird part of the chicken that no one wants to eat because it tastes a little like how a geriatric man’s colon smells.
Person one: did I ever tell you that when I got circumcised they took off my scrotum too?
Person two: you fucking spaz I told you not to touch those fucking mushrooms
Jack: hey Joe, have you seen my scrotum ?! It's got my cell phone and keys in there !
Joe: Oh you mean the man's sac Jill brought you from Italy ? No I haven't
Jill: Cut it out guys, its called a man's bag. I have it over here
Joe: Typical!
My scroum is mt castle. I got a stinky mote around it and if any man tries to get near it, I will defend it like it was the queen of England....don'y fuck with my scrotum....damnit!!!!
Don Congdon touched my scrotum thru my pants and I knocked him out with one haymaker.....CHAAAAAA!!!!!!