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pwn-schooled

An insult used online, suggesting as kids they got repeatedly pwned and thats all they're good at. Clearly a parody of home-schooled.
Yo Jake420, Were you pwn-schooled as a kid?
pwn-schooled by Gameguru666 May 22, 2007

home schooled

One who is schooled at home usually in much smaller class sizes and on a one-to-one basis by a teacher who is genuinely interested in their student, resulting in a BETTER educated individual.
She was home schooled,and had a much better grasp of spelling and grammar than the average public-schooled retards of the town.

home schooled

Someone who gets to spend all day at home, can get up at anytime, and pretty much has fun all day. Also homeschoolers my seem innocent but watch your back, they often turn out to be way cooler than you think. For some reason all homeschoolers seem to be HOT too.
School kid: What time did you get up?
home schooled kid: I think it was about ten. what about you?
School kid: 5:30
Homeschooler: HAHA sucker!
School Kid: what did you learn today?
Homeschooler: I pretty much just surfed the Internet, then I went to the mall, whatever, I read the back of a cereal box and my mom said that was good for school work, see I get fridays and mondays off....what bout you, what did you learn?
School kid: I had a test in science.....did you really surf the Internet all day............?
home schooled by Peter yaro March 2, 2008

home schooled

An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."
public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool

home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?

public school kid: whaaaat?
home schooled by :P:P:P October 18, 2008

got schooled

Getting out done, out smarted, out witted by someone.
"You have tremendous stamina to speak," said Jay Byrd to his wife. The former diplomat just realised she got schooled by husband-absorbing-too-much-diplomacy when she read between the lines to know it wasn't a compliment and he actually said, "You talk too much."
got schooled by SonyaSingh July 5, 2017

Home Schooled

When someone can't deal with morons in public school, they leave and start to deal with morons in home school. Because, clearly, public schools are temples to Satan and child pornography and should be treated as such. The solution, of course, is to bring kids home in order to completely shut off the child from the outside world and all sources of intelligent questions, thereby deliberately deviating from the Bible's mandate to free will. Public school kids are chronically pretty damn stupid and moral wastelands, and homeschooled kids are chronically terrible spellers and close-minded religious fanatics.

In other news, this will be voted down by every person born without a humour gland.
I am the mutant spawn of being home schooled, Catholic, a bisexual male, and a radical anarchist. I have now coalesced into the little-known Eighth Seal of the Apocalypse.

Shit's gonna go DOWN, mofo.
Home Schooled by Achlysis December 29, 2010