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Scan Man 

The all knowing Religon Teacher. Scan-Man is wise, yet cool. Scan Man just happens to be the coolest religon teacher since the begining of time. He makes Religon cool. The inventor of Smee Dank
Scan Man by Macaroni Man October 1, 2003
Related Words

Scan-doe-shiss

I can't believe you slept with your sister's husband, that was scan-doe-shiss!

Scan your page 

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.
Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.
Scan your page by OfficerKingsley September 9, 2019

Scan my papers 

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out
Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?
Scan my papers by R_@_N October 23, 2019

SCAN YOUR BAR CODE 

KNOCK YOU OUT, SPLIT YOUR WIG, STRONG TO THE DOME, SCAN YOUR BARCODE
IF YOU DON'T QUIT TALKING SMACK I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SCAN YOUR BAR CODE

Scan & Scram 

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.
Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.
Scan & Scram by LordJenal October 18, 2022