Self-satisfaction 

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

Self-satisfaction by Lennythebear September 19, 2016

Sexual Satisfaction 

After being with Bradley S. from Cincinnati, you know what being sexual satisfied means.

Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.

If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.

Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .

Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!

He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction”

Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!

Sexual Satisfaction by Living my best Life December 22, 2021

Textual Satisfaction 

When you orgasm after reading explicit text messages, also known as sexting.

Man 1: She sure knows how to talk dirty. She was sexting me all night.
Man 2: Did you get some textual satisfaction?

Textual Satisfaction by Hermione1234 May 22, 2011

silver satisfaction 

just the feeling you have after watching a movie that pleased you every other way ...........

1. Oh man!!!! i just had a "Silver Satisfaction"

2. That was a real "Silver Satisfaction"

silver satisfaction by Sai_hao August 18, 2012

micro-satisfaction 

An event or circumstance that seems benign or meaningless on the surface but is secretly immensely satisfying. Inspired by micro-aggression

Getting exactly the right number of napkins in my Dunkin Donuts bag was such a micro-satisfaction.

micro-satisfaction by sokaties April 24, 2016

McJagger Satisfaction

A paradoxical state of restless fulfillment; the energetic display of discontent or complaint (”I can’t get no...”) performed precisely because it is lucrative and crowd-pleasing to do so.

The band finished the set with a kind of McJagger satisfaction, howling about how miserable they were while counting the gate receipts with their eyes.

McJagger Satisfaction by TR Arterburn December 3, 2025

Dysfunctional Satisfaction

The satisfaction that can only be attained through dysfunctional behavior to include retaliation, revenge, or one uping someone. This Behavior Comes From Our Own Wounds.

My Boyfriend Cheated On Me, and In Response I Bleached & Burned All Of His Belongings To Fulfill My Dysfunctional Satisfaction.

Dysfunctional Satisfaction by LakotaN8ive May 22, 2026