Satchel Ass 

1. A man with an ass wider than his shoulders (or the ass of said man); such people are satchel asses and are not to be trusted.

You're a satchel ass, Mick Foley. Satchel Ass! SATCHEL ASS!!!

Satchel Ass by ScottBoulder August 22, 2010

Satchel Out 

Thing that stupid raze mains scream for no reason.

Raze: Satchel Out
The entirety of the team: Bruv I just got booted out from the site

Satchel Out by epic dude 69 March 22, 2021

satchel of richards 

Bag of dicks

Go eat a satchel of Richards

satchel of richards by anonymous February 1, 2021

satchel mouth 

Very chatty, a person who talks A Lot, someone who never stops talking.

It can never be quiet around Anna with her satchel mouth.

satchel mouth by orario May 31, 2016

satchel punch 

When u punch a man in his genitals.

I am going to satchel punch you.

satchel punch by Bear claw March 28, 2015

satchel butter 

A man's cum; semen.

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."

satchel butter by Drunken38 July 5, 2019

Satchel Shame 

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

Satchel Shame by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011